Johnny Manziel

by Junior D on January 1, 2014 · 0 comments

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Johnny FootballJohnny Manziel

Born: December 6, 1992

Height: 6’1″ (Yeah, with high heels on)

Full Name: Jonathan Paul Manziel

College: Texas A&M

Induction: There are many reasons that we have decided to induct Johnny Football into the JDS Douche Hall of Fame. It all starts with him being a high profile athlete who has accepted the celebrity status but doesn’t like everything that comes along with it. He has made more poor decisions than Lindsay Lohan in a crack house. He has been arrested for DUI, puts his dirty laundry on Twitter for everyone to see, gets kicked out of fraternity parties on the campus of Texas A&M’s biggest rival, the University of Texas and he blames it all on being 20 years old. He even got himself kicked out of the Manning Passing Academy by Archie Manning himself, but has made up every lie in the book to cover his tracks. Manziel has managed to show his douchebaggery to not only the sports world, but has managed to let the general public know who he is by landing on websites like TMZ. The worst part is that he doesn’t seem to care and it doesn’t look like he is going to change any time soon. He is an arrogant, collar popping, trust fund douche bag…and for that, we welcome you to our Douche Hall of Fame.

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