Diary of a Douchebag – Rex Ryan

by Junior D on June 2, 2012 · 0 comments

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Dear Diary,

I have been doing really well on my diet! Well, it’s not really a diet, but I did lose 90 lbs. Other than that everything is going well.

I have stayed out of the press for about a week, so that’s awesome. I really have the urge to jump in front of a microphone and scream about how we are gonna win the Super Bowl this year…I’m trying to fight it though.

Tim Tebow seems to be working out so far in camp. If he doesn’t throw the ball he’s awesome. I don’t think he likes me because I swear too much. I might write him a note and have Mark Sanchez pass it to him during practice to see if he does like me or not. Fingers crossed.

I wish I could just coach the defense and leave the offense to someone else cause, let’s face it, I don’t know what I’m doing. I think Tony Sporano is the answer….yeah, I think he’ll do just fine. He assured me that taking Mark Sanchez out on third downs for Tebow in the Wildcat will work. SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME!

I need a hug! Screw it, maybe I’ll just go online and look at pictures of bare feet. That will make me feel better.

Love,

Rex Ryan

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