Dennis Rodman

by Junior D on January 1, 2014 · 0 comments

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RODMANDennis Rodman

Born: May 13, 1961

Height: 6’7″

Full Name: Dennis Keith Rodman

College: Southeastern Oklahoma State

Induction: Dennis Rodman has been many things over the years…flamboyant, crazy, and a beast on the court just to name a few. The one thing that has remained constant has been his constant need of douchbaggery both on and off the court. Looking back at Rodman’s history, he’s been a douche since his days in Detroit when he said that Larry Bird was overrated because he was white. Since then he’s been known for many outrageous stunts that I won’t judge him for but there are so many other reasons that we elected him with a unanimous vote. First, he has been arrested twice for domestic violence, he head butted an official, kicked a cameraman in the nuts and wrestled with the NWO in the WCW. Another reason is dating Madonna and trying to get her pregnant. In the recent past he became BFFs with North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Un, for some strange reason. After their friendship blossomed he became some sort of weird ambassador for the United States. In his recent visit for Jong-Un’s birthday he went on a crazy (we’re assuming substance induced) rant during an interview on CNN (the video is below). My biggest reason for inducting Mr. Rodman, however, was his biggest douche moment (in my opinion) which was co-starring in the movie Double Team with Jean-Claude Van Damme. For all of these reasons, and more, he is now inducted into the Junior D Sports Douche Hall of Fame.

 

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