Diary of a Douchebag

Diary of a Douchebag – Jose Canseco

by Junior D June 5, 2012
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Dear Diary, Why don’t people like me? What did I ever do to them? Even though I uncovered the biggest story in Major League Baseball history no one will have anything to do with me? I think it’s because I’m so good-looking. I am truly a triple threat…I am funny, athletic, and good-looking. That has […]

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Diary of a Douchebag – Mark Emmert

by Junior D June 3, 2012
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Dear Diary, Can’t everything just stay the same? Why are the fans, conferences, media and school presidents putting me in this position? I don’t know why college football has to change. Why does everyone want a playoff? I like the fact that everyone in the country talks about college football for ten months out of […]

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Diary of a Douchebag – Rex Ryan

by Junior D June 2, 2012
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Dear Diary, I have been doing really well on my diet! Well, it’s not really a diet, but I did lose 90 lbs. Other than that everything is going well. I have stayed out of the press for about a week, so that’s awesome. I really have the urge to jump in front of a microphone […]

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Diary of a Douchebag – Metta World Peace

by Junior D June 1, 2012
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Dear Diary, I know I’ve done some things wrong in my past but I am only looking toward a brighter future. I know that I used to drink Hennessy at halftime when I played for the Bulls, I know I’ve attended practice in a bath robe, I know I’ve destroyed TV cameras and requested a […]

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